Your momas so fat your dad takes her to work with him so he dosnt have to kiss her goodbye

What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They're both cheap, fast and if the rubber breaks your dead!

Why cant a blonde dial 911?

she cant find the 11.

(not mine)

Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO!

(not mine)

Ill write you a poem,
Ill write you a poem with a twist,
Ill use a knife,
Ill use my wrist.

Maybe when im dead. You'll realise what you did to me...