I pledge aligence to the flag
and that Micheal Jackson is a fag
he use to play with little toys
now he plays with little boys

***i didn't write this one, I read it on this dudes profile, I thought it was funny, so I posted it***

I'm on the edge
I'm about to break
All you can say is that
I'm a f u c k i n g mistake!

I'm breaking down
There's nothing I can do
I have no will to live
I guess my life is through

WHEN I GET UPSET
I CUT MYSELF
IT'S JUST MY WAY
OF ASKING FOR HELP

These cuts are for you
These cuts are for them
These cuts are real
They aren't pretend

Turtle...

A green thing
Like a machine
Turtles are slow
The turtles name is Joe
Turtles are very mean
They bite you until you scream

~Lmao...inside joke between me and my best friend~

Monkey in a tree
The monkey sat there...staring at me
It gave me a hug and I tried to break free
It was screaming for a banana
So I went crying to my nana!!!

~Lmao...another inside joke~