Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

If the shoe fits......buy a pair in every color.

Never be too open minded, your brains could fall out.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Some days are a total waste of makeup.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and
narrowness of the waist change places.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

Experience is a wonderful thing.
It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Learn from the mistakes of others.
Trust me...you can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
I've tried!!

The best things in life are never seen thats why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream every one is able to see but no one can feel the deepest pain of a heart..

Harsh words break no bones, but they do break hearts.

You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying over the future