"Two things are infinate, the universe, and the universe.. I am not so sure about the universe" - Einstein

Love binds and cuts deeper than the strongest of words.

Keep the ones you love close...
But keep the remote closer...

If life hands you grenades... Pull the pin and hand them back!

Dear Dads: If you ever catch your daughter making out... Rember these 7 words:
"I'm not afraid to go back to Jail!"

I almost Walked the into...

No matter what you do... You always have a friend right here in me...