Good friends are there when we experience the worst or best times in life. When we experience the worst we push them away. Despite how hard we push they always comes back and sometimes that is what we really need.

I thought a best friend listens.
I thought a best friend understands.
I didn't know a best friend talks behind a best friends back.
I guess you weren't my friend because you were not what I thought a best friend is.

I'm afraid to love, scared to fall so fast because in my heart I know that this love will never last.

Everyone in the world is ordinary. People who are extraordinary are the ones that you love and care for.

Q: What is the difference between a Nazi and a homosexual.

A: 45 degree angle

Loved that joke my friend Hurricane Katrina told me.

Life isnt perfect. Life isnt a b****. Life is life. The only thing that is a b**** is the person that screws up his/hers own life and blames something else for their mistakes.

Friends are like condoms.
They help you when things get hard and hold you back when things are about to explode.

Just because God made you my stupid fat ugly cousin doesn't mean i need to feel sorry and love you.

I always thought a man can never get pregnant until that is i met you. you've proved me wrong NOTHING is IMPOSSIBLE.

*had a situation with a total jerk who looked like he was pregnant

Why do people say nothing is impossible? so if anything is possible then men can get pregnant?