Quotes by Courtnie

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  • " don't leave the one you love for the one you like; for the one you like will leave you for the one they love"

    19 years ago
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  • I always thought a man can never get pregnant until that is i met you. you've proved me wrong NOTHING is IMPOSSIBLE.

    *had a situation with a total jerk who looked like he was pregnant

    19 years ago
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  • Just because God made you my stupid fat ugly cousin doesn't mean i need to feel sorry and love you.

    18 years ago
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  • Friends are like condoms.
    They help you when things get hard and hold you back when things are about to explode.

    18 years ago
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  • Life isnt perfect. Life isnt a b****. Life is life. The only thing that is a b**** is the person that screws up his/hers own life and blames something else for their mistakes.

    18 years ago
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  • Q: What is the difference between a Nazi and a homosexual.

    A: 45 degree angle

    Loved that joke my friend Hurricane Katrina told me.

    18 years ago
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  • Everyone in the world is ordinary. People who are extraordinary are the ones that you love and care for.

    18 years ago
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  • I'm afraid to love, scared to fall so fast because in my heart I know that this love will never last.

    18 years ago
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  • I thought a best friend listens.
    I thought a best friend understands.
    I didn't know a best friend talks behind a best friends back.
    I guess you weren't my friend because you were not what I thought a best friend is.

    17 years ago
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  • Why do people say nothing is impossible? so if anything is possible then men can get pregnant?

    19 years ago
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