Quotes by Courtnie

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  • To Be A Good Girlfriend.

    RULE 1. let your boyfriend know when you are having cramps or period. you do not want him to make you angry. when your period or cramps settle you would not want to regret hurting or even killing (you psycho women) him.

    19 years ago
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  • Why do people say nothing is impossible? so if anything is possible then men can get pregnant?

    19 years ago
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  • I always thought a man can never get pregnant until that is i met you. you've proved me wrong NOTHING is IMPOSSIBLE.

    *had a situation with a total jerk who looked like he was pregnant

    19 years ago
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  • Just because God made you my stupid fat ugly cousin doesn't mean i need to feel sorry and love you.

    18 years ago
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  • Friends are like condoms.
    They help you when things get hard and hold you back when things are about to explode.

    18 years ago
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  • Life isnt perfect. Life isnt a b****. Life is life. The only thing that is a b**** is the person that screws up his/hers own life and blames something else for their mistakes.

    18 years ago
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  • Q: What is the difference between a Nazi and a homosexual.

    A: 45 degree angle

    Loved that joke my friend Hurricane Katrina told me.

    18 years ago
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  • Everyone in the world is ordinary. People who are extraordinary are the ones that you love and care for.

    18 years ago
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  • I'm afraid to love, scared to fall so fast because in my heart I know that this love will never last.

    18 years ago
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  • I thought a best friend listens.
    I thought a best friend understands.
    I didn't know a best friend talks behind a best friends back.
    I guess you weren't my friend because you were not what I thought a best friend is.

    17 years ago
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