Alcohol is not the answer...but it does make you forget the question! :)

Guys are players and thats a fact, don't fall in love, just play 'em back

Never give up if you still wanna try, never wipe your tears if you still wanna cry, never say yes if you really mean no, never say you don't love him, if you can't let him go.

If tears were pain, I'd be dead.

Love comes form the heart, but inspires the soul

Tell your parents you love them, you'll never know when they won't be there for you.

Goldmember gets a part in Star Wars

"Luke, I am your fahjah."

Life is worthless without love, but love is worthless without someone to love you back.

Bosses are like diapers. Always on your @$$, and usually full of $hit

Love is like sandpaper. It can be very rough, but a the same time it can smooth out the edges