Little Johnny asked, "Mommy, where do babies...
His mother replied, "The stork brings...

How can I fall in love with only words?
Words and pictures, grainy and compressed...

In leaving me, you turned away from passion
So that your conscience still might spare my...

You left me, but you cannot leave my heart.
I hold you there, with or without your will...

I love you even though I know
You show no love for me...

Please come back to me.
Baby don't go...

I'm sick of love songs.
I'm sick of love poems...

Not mine
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days...

Three nuns die and go to heaven. St. Peter is...
St. Peter says "Who was the first man on...

Not mine
People here in Texas have trouble with all those...

A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to...
And the minister says, "Just water.&quot...