Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity |
They key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering |
All good things in life are either immoral, fattening, or over priced |
Creation of woman from rib of man: she wasnt made from his head 2 b told what 2 do by him, nor made from his foot 2 b walked all over by him; but from his side 2 b equal with him, under his arm 2 b protected by him, and near his heart 2 b loved by him. |
Gee, id like to care but i dont possess that gene |
Why dont you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma |
Politicians always tell the truth... when they call eachother liers |
The greener grass on the other side is probably artificial turf |
If all else fails, then stop using all else |
Words are meaningless when it comes to describing my love for you. ive been through the dictionary 6 times and i still havent found a worthy word. |