Words are meaningless when it comes to describing my love for you. ive been through the dictionary 6 times and i still havent found a worthy word.

If all else fails, then stop using all else

The greener grass on the other side is probably artificial turf

Politicians always tell the truth... when they call eachother liers

Why dont you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma

Gee, id like to care but i dont possess that gene

Creation of woman from rib of man: she wasnt made from his head 2 b told what 2 do by him, nor made from his foot 2 b walked all over by him; but from his side 2 b equal with him, under his arm 2 b protected by him, and near his heart 2 b loved by him.

All good things in life are either immoral, fattening, or over priced

They key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity