If there are social butterflies and social retards, what happens when you put a retard and a butterfly in the same room?

If I could put down this chalice and stop thinking with my phallus, I wouldn't be so crass and callous or amass this mounting malice.

Hindsight is 20/20, while foresight is 50/50.

If heat rises, why aren't I levitating?

In order to find the objective, you must first find the subjective.

You are lonely because you choose to be; anyone can find a friend. All it takes is a little effort; you'll find someone in the end.

Pick up line for one night stand! HAHAHA

If you were dust…

I wish I were a dustpan, so you could be swept into my grasp,
then once the night is over, I’ll dump you in the trash…