Quotes by amanda

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  • My homework is tall, hot and knows every position!!!

    sry i know its gay but i kinda liked it

    19 years ago
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  • What do gay guys and thongs have in common?
    ----------------------> There always up your a(s)s

    19 years ago
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  • When u get married
    n live in a hut
    send me a snap
    of your first born
    S!ut

    19 years ago
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  • Next time dont mistake the crazy glue
    for lubricant

    19 years ago
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  • Roll roll roll a joint
    twist it at the end
    light it up
    take a puff
    and pass it to a friend
    roll roll roll a joint
    pass it down the line
    take a toke
    hold the smoke
    and blow you fu(king mind

    not mine but i love it

    19 years ago
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  • You say to a girl---> if you didnt have feet would you wear shoes?
    then she replies---> No.
    then you say----> so why do you wear a bra!!!

    19 years ago
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  • YOU JUST JELOUSE BECUZ SHE CAN GET ANY GUY SHE PLEASES AND YOU CAN ONLY GET A GUY IF YOU ON YOU KNEES!!

    19 years ago
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  • Why isnt there anyone
    who will love me a ton

    19 years ago
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  • I sit here and watch you flirt with her.

    19 years ago
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  • If you think a guy is lookin at your heart dont be suprised if he just staring at your chest

    19 years ago
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