Quotes by bored friends

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  • Kids in the back seat dont make the accidents...
    accidents in the back seat makes the kids!!!

    lol...heard from a friend and about died laughing

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  • I had a horrible dream last night,
    i woke in a terrible fright,
    i was so scared,
    and wish that you would there,
    holding me so tight!

    19 years ago
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  • I gave you a key to my heart...dont lose it...i cant make another copy.

    19 years ago
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  • I wrote your name in the sand, and the water washed it away...
    i wrote your name and the sky, but the wind took it away...
    i wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay!

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  • I always knew that he was a good liar. but i didnt expect him to lie about this :(

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  • Humpty dumpty sat on a wall,
    humpty dumpty had a great fall,
    after the kings man and horses were gone,
    only his wife could fix up his fall!

    *thats why ever man needs a women in hs life*

    19 years ago
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  • How do you tell the one that you love that it was your fault?

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  • You said taht you would always be there for me...

    what happended?

    19 years ago
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  • Humpty dumpty sat on a wall,
    humpty dumpty had a great fall,
    after the kings men and horses were gone,
    only humptys wife could fix his horrible fall.

    *thats why every man needs a women in his wife*

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  • Save a drummer, bang a drummer

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