Quotes by Taylor Renee

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  • "Your best friends are among the first to betray you"

    &copy Taylor Jones 2005

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  • Me and my clan of evil pancakes will defeat the faeries and take over the world!! MWAHAHAHA.....

    This was a random thing I said to my friends at school one day, and one of them practically died laughing. :D

    19 years ago
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  • "Why bother loving, when the only one I'll ever want couldn't be any farther away."

    19 years ago
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  • "Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."

    19 years ago
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  • "Love is snowmobile, racing across the tundra, when suddenly it flips over. At night, the ice weasels come."

    19 years ago
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  • My name is Bob.....

    18 years ago
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