I was madder than a legless Ethiopian watchin a doughnut roll down a hill.

It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean, but it takes longer to get to England in a rowboat.

If you work outside without a shirt...
And your husband does too, you might be a redneck.

If you walk your father to school because he's in the same grade, you might be a redneck.

It's all funny until someone gets hurt... then its hilarious!!

You have to love life to live life, but you have to live life to love life!

Dont give up, even if you feel that you cant move on anymore. Just keep your head up high and you'll be fine.

Insperation is great, like a drug, it's every where, you've just gota know where to look

Why do people try so hard to fall in love?