If it hurts... DONT DO IT AGAIN!!!

When driving through a gate, always, ALWAYS make sure the gate is OPEN... the consequences may be fatal to your car

Cereal is a vital stable food for all college students. Who cares how ridiculous you look eating it at 7:30 P.M.???

You cant light fireworks in the basement and expect not to get caught!!

I am grounded for two weeks or until my mom learns that "funk" is not a bad word!!

I cannot stumble or fall when I'm down on my knees praying!

They say that love is a wonderful thing... but why is it so painful...

"Love" is an amazing thing... but if you use it wrong, you can hurt alot of poeple...

Why do people try so hard to fall in love?