If you wish to know the mind of a man.
listen to his words.

~chinese proverb~

Never let life bite you in the ass

~whitney bartlett~

Im not a b**ch but i can be a b**ch when i want to.

~brittany~

Im with the girl i cant love,
but i love the girl i cant have.

**i didnt write this my frind told me her ex b/f said it to her friend

Im with the guy i cant love,
but i love the guy i cant have

If you wish to know the mind of a man,
listen to his words
~chinese proverb~

Whats that smell?

i want a do over

you cease to amuse me

i do what the little voices tell me to do!

My kid sold your honor student the answers to the test!

WHAT, are you stupit?

your brain waves fall a little short of the beach!

all day i thought of you. I was at the zoo!

youre a moron...no offense!

Your rediculous little opinion has been noted.

because, SHUT UP, thats why! (one of my favorites)

i hate you so bad

this blows

i smile cuz your a loser!

UDDERS!...BALLS!...JACK RABBITS HUMPING!!... what a crazy world we're living in.