"Todays army commericials make it look extreme, kinda like if you join it they give you a skateboard instead of a t-shirt."- jonathan clodfelter

"If you want to be heard, just jump off a building, or just yell real loud."jon clodfelter

"you never really realize how big the world is until you get pushed out of a plane."- jon clodfelter

"when im feeling like i have it the worst, i just remember what my uncle george told me, hey at least your not a symese twin connected at the butt and the other ones gay."

\"when people say whats a matter cat got your toung, every so often i sometimes think that those people mean it.\"

"Why do they call it chicken pox anyways?"

"if at first you dont succeed, base divings not your thing."

You know America's reached its limits when we start bombin countrys we cant even pronounce.