Did you know that even though corn dogs don't have legs, it can still chase its own tail? You just put it in the microwave and watch it go around, and around...

Heyy kids;
Guess what!
Its not the 70s.
&you are not at a disco.

The call me coffee cuase i grind so fine

It takes flare to be square

Keepin it gangsta
WHITE GiRL STYLE

Make a move boy, Before I move on

i want a guy that I can go up to with
mascara running down my cheeks..
and the first thing he says is
" whose ass am I kickin? "

You know why they made the new twenties
Cause I got all my old ones

The worst feeling in the world is when you instant message the guy you like and he types will you go out with me...the im's you back saying sorry wrong box.

I know I might be young
But I still know what it is to be happy
I know what's in my heart
I know what's on my mind
And it's you all of the time