BEST FRiENDS ARE TOTALLY AWARE OF HOW RETARTED YOU ARE && STiLL MANAGE TO BE SEEN WiTH YOU.

SOMETiMES...
NO MATTER HOW LONG OR HOW HARD
YOU'VE LOVED SOMEONE...
THEY'LL NEVER LOVE YOU BAK.
&& NO MATTER HOW MUCH iT HURTS
YOU'LL HAVE TO BEHH OK WiTH THAT.

I ARGUE WiTH HiM LiKE HES MUHH BROTHER.
i FLiRT WiTH HiM LiKE TUHH FRiEND THAT HE iS.
BUT i LOVE HiM LiKE HES TUHH ONLY ONE FOR MEHH.

I KAN SiT && TELL MUHHSELF THAT i HATE YOU.
AT LEAST A MiLLiON TiMES A DAY.
BUT WHEN iM STANDiNG NEXT TO YOU...
EVERY WORD JUSS FADES AWAY.

IM NOT A BEE-O-TCH i JUSS SPEAK TUHH TRUTH.
i'M NOT A S-L-U-T, i JUSS GET ANY GUY i WANT.
iM NOT A HEARTBREAKER, i JUSS GET BORED EASiLY.
i'M NOT COCKY, i'M CONFiDENT.

WHEN PEOPLE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HATE YOU.
YOU KNOW YOUR TUHH BEST.

I ROLL WiTH THEM PRETTY BEE-O-TCHEZ
THEM WHiTTY BEE-O-TCHEZ
THEM NEVER ACTiN SHiTTY BEE-O-TCHEZ
THEM FiNE BEE-O-TCHEZ
ALWAYS ON YOUR MiND BEE-O-TCHEZ

SHES MUHH OTHER HALF,
MUHH PARTNER iN KRiME.
A SiDEKiK TO DiRTY DEEDS.
WE'RE TOGETHER ALL TUHH TiME
WHERE EVER SHE iS
i'M NOT FAR BEHHiND.
&& iF SHES iN DANGER
MUHH LiFE TOO
iS ON TUHH LiNE.

I DON'T KNOW iF YOU EVER THiNK OF MEHH.
MEHHBEHH YOU DO.
MEHHBEHH YOU DON'T.
BUT, i KAN BET THAT iF YOU DO,
YOUR WONDERiNG HOW iN TUHH HELL YOU
EVER LET MEHH SLiP AWAY.

THERES THREE THiNGS iN LiFE EVERY GURL NEEDS...
+ LOVE TO MAKE HER WEAK
+ ALCOHOL TO MAKE HER STRONG
&& BEST FRiENDS WHEN BOTH THiNGS
MAKE HER
HiT TUHH FLOOR.