Quotes by David McIntosh

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  • The doorbell rings-
    You answer it-
    You punch the mailman in the face.

    19 years ago
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  • You cannot tell the difference between an orange and a banana because a motorcycle does not have doors.

    19 years ago
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  • 60 seconds is all I ask

    No matter how busy you always give me that

    19 years ago
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  • The tears ran down my face as if in some sick race

    18 years ago
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  • To say I need you is an understatement,
    To say I love you isn’t enough,
    To say I want you doesn’t express my full desire,
    To say you are my world is only a fraction of what I feel for you.

    18 years ago
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