If your condom brakes, use a baloon!

If you run out of tampons use q-tips.

If you run out of pads use a bandaid.

If you get in trouble for someone getting stabbed 7 times with you knife, just tell everyone that he fell on you knife 7 times.

If you lost a lover then just go out with your ex befor him/or her.

If your mom bought you a gift then open it then tape it back.

If your friend wants to die, tell her different so all she'll do is cry.

If you love somebody with all your heart, let them know because soon you'll drift apart.

If you know your going to Hell, then why not do bad things.

Only dogs get mad, people get angry.