Al's thinking isn't good, today.
His thoughts went bye bye, ay...

Another day sober and another day clean.
Thanks to you, Alice, My baby acid queen...

They tried to stay awake.
But sleep they did make...

There is a new sherriff in town.
Picks me up when I am down...

I am your addiction and you are all mine.
You know I get jealous; Let's do this line...

When I was but a child
And my mind so wild...

I was stuck to Alice's dress.
Hitched a ride I must confess...

He tried so hard to get in touch with his feminine...
But was young and just had too much masculine...

She lives on a back road.
Croaks like a horny toad...

The jungle has changed.
The names rearranged...

"So, how did you wind up in Wonderland...
"Lost my alcohol license serving minors...

She showed me a full moon.
And I was totally impressed...