Thought I was ready
to date again...

Nowhere was my home
no matter where I roamed...

For the love of coconuts; I never saw a skull so...
You totally amaze; My beautiful and lovely...

Oblivia come to me
quench your thirst...

I am darkness
in the darkness...

Oh, Lindows you were to be so sweet.
Perfect Linux kernel; An awesome feat...

It has been over two thousand years
and still you carry a grudge...

Oh, ye great god of beans
that counts all the beings...

Oh my familiar why do you purr?
Your my favorite cat; Not a curr...

Oh, blessed gadfly that irritates me so
How is it that you always seem to know...

Oh, death where is thy sting?
Is it worse than what madness can bring...

Oh, my little foolish child.
You are young and wild...