The nice thing about being schizophrenic is that you can always get a second opinion.

"Walk softly but carry a feather."

Love is a present that you can give yourself or that can given to you by friends. And sometimes even by anonymous donors.

A person with roots makes a strong tree.

If your intimacy is MIA and your sex life is POW then you might go AWOL.

Watch out for those people who have swords and tell you that there can be only one.

I am still not too old to play with dolls.

Iraq.
Uraq.
Lets all raq.

Insanity by any other name would be just as crazy.

I don't like resisting my serenity because my sanity finds it futile.