Airheads are fun to argue with because they are impressionable.

The nice thing about being schizophrenic is that you can always get a second opinion.

If you can love yourself then you can love others.

The word of the law is judgemental. The spirit of the law is forgiving.

Insanity by any other name would be just as insane.

Some are sicker than others and I am living proof.

He who argues with a fool is a fool. So don't argue with me.

Nature is the biggest drama queen I know. When mother nature has pms everyone knows about it.

The world was so perfect but then humans came along and just screwed it up for the rest of us.

"You have the right to remain silent. If you give up the right to remain silent then anything you say will be ignored."