I thought you were sweet,
Thought you were kind,
Since the day we did meet,
You've corrupted my mind.

Never thought you'd stab me in the back,

Doing that made my heart go black,

You should have never brought up what I lack,

If you only wanted to get me in the sack!

You will never know the Pain I feel, That only you can help me heal.

Life sucks, Buy a condom.

I wish my homework was asexual... then it would do itself.

You are like a tattoo on my derriere,
A pain in the ass that is always there!