Your momas so fat
she don't skinny dip
she chunk-a-dunk...

omg the first time i heard that it was fukin hillarious

You left, A theft. You stole my love, And flew above. Where you will stay, For all of your days. As for me ill be in hell, But not because i fell. I\'ll live the rest of my life strong, So if you think other wize you are so very wrong.

WhO sAiD cInDeReLlA wAs A fAiRy TaLe, AnY b***h CaN lOsE HeR sHoE!!

How am I supposed to believe in god? What has he ever done for me?