When I choose a friend, I choose one who loves truth, who respects life and me, one who hears music and sees the moon, one who loves to see me smile.

-Laura Merz-

Sex is like math. You add the beds, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray that it doesn't multiply.

If rumors were drugs, then the world would be high.

They always ask me what I see in him,
Well, to be quite frank, I see everything.

You wanna hear the biggest oxymoron ever!?! It's only two words.....rap music.

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has obviously never danced in the rain.

Stress-When the mind must overcome the body's urge to choke the living crap out of some idiot who desperatly needs it.

You say we're together,
But we're always apart.
You say that you're mine,
But she has your heart.

You say that you love me,
With all that you're worth,
But you don't look at me,
The way that you look at her.

If you love me, love me,
If you hate me, hate me,
If you don't know, go away,
If you stay, you'll break me.

Rebel sheep say moo.