Jeff was driving home from work,
All of a sudden his cell phone started to go...

I've decided it's that time in my life,
To forget what's happened and get rid of my...

I met someone special today,
He reminds me of you in every way...

It's not the same as it used to be,
You were always so comfortable around me...

Otterpops.
To some otterpops may be simply a snack...

As I sit and watch the days and weeks pass,
I wonder how long this feeling will last...

It's astounding to me how you believe my act,
Everything on the outside seems perfectly in tact...

I spent two hours getting ready this morning,
So that if I saw you today I wouldn't need...

It seems to me that I don't compare
With her gorgeous smile and long blond hair...

You said what we needed was space,
All I wanted was to see your face...