I would rather you hate me for being who I am, then have you love me for who I'm not.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at passing cars.

Why do you make me hurt like this. Pretending to be my friend one second and then turning into my worst enemy the next.

Why is it called living when I feel so dead inside?

Every time I see you, my heart skips a beat.

Where art thou monkey!

Everytime I see you, I remind myself that under all your clothes, you're naked.

If you love something, set it free. Or criple it so it can't run away. :-P

Will there ever be a day when I don't feel full of dismay.Will I ever be happy again or am I my only friend.

When no one loves you, who can you turn to?