I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

I listen to whatever the penguins tell me to do

If you treat a girl like a dog she's bound to pee on you.

I suffer from selective ignorance....today i select YOU

You laugh because im different, I laugh because i just farted.

Why you sick, sick little moo cow

Rumor has it...Your an idiot.

I make people laugh...If they don't i punch them in the stomach.

This delinqient is having sex with your honor student

Constipated people don't give a crap