Quotes by Kimmy

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  • I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

    19 years ago
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  • You should be nice to kids today...
    No seriously they have guns now

    18 years ago
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  • I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly the rest of your life.

    18 years ago
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  • Constipated people don't give a crap

    18 years ago
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  • This delinqient is having sex with your honor student

    18 years ago
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  • I make people laugh...If they don't i punch them in the stomach.

    18 years ago
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  • Rumor has it...Your an idiot.

    18 years ago
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  • Why you sick, sick little moo cow

    18 years ago
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  • You laugh because im different, I laugh because i just farted.

    18 years ago
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  • I suffer from selective ignorance....today i select YOU

    18 years ago
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