I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. |
You should be nice to kids today... |
I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly the rest of your life. |
Constipated people don't give a crap |
This delinqient is having sex with your honor student |
I make people laugh...If they don't i punch them in the stomach. |
Rumor has it...Your an idiot. |
Why you sick, sick little moo cow |
You laugh because im different, I laugh because i just farted. |
I suffer from selective ignorance....today i select YOU |