How do you know when Micheal Jackson is home ?.... There is a tricycle in his driveway....

What do you call a dog with no back legs? ...doesn't matter, he won't come antways...

What do you see when the pilsbury doughboy bends over??? doughnuts!!!!

What do you call a freezer full of blondes? Frosted flakes.

If Sting retires, would his name become Stung?

A-D-D its eazy as 1-2- whoa theres a bird!!

You say that anything is possible....
but have you ever tried slamming a swinging door?

Boys are like pennies.....
two faced and worthless

I'm always alongside u~
I smile and touch ur hair~
I wisper, "I love you"~
Even tho u cant see me there~

If you take a look at me,
my feelings are easy to see.
It's simple, plain and true,
so obvious that... I love you.