A-D-D its eazy as 1-2- whoa theres a bird!!

If Sting retires, would his name become Stung?

What do you call a freezer full of blondes? Frosted flakes.

What do you see when the pilsbury doughboy bends over??? doughnuts!!!!

What do you call a dog with no back legs? ...doesn't matter, he won't come antways...

How do you know when Micheal Jackson is home ?.... There is a tricycle in his driveway....

What do Michael Jackson and a PS2 have in common? They are both made of plastic and little kids turn them on!

SO...there's two blondes in Texas having a discussion. One goes to the other: "Which do you think is farther? Florida or the Moon?" The other replys with "Helllooo?? Can you see Florida???!!"

This lady walks into a library and asks if she can have a big mac and fries the librarian says ma'am this is a library and she goes oh in a{whisper} and says i want a big mac and fries

You say that anything is possible....
but have you ever tried slamming a swinging door?