How do you know when Micheal Jackson is home ?.... There is a tricycle in his driveway....

What do Michael Jackson and a PS2 have in common? They are both made of plastic and little kids turn them on!

SO...there's two blondes in Texas having a discussion. One goes to the other: "Which do you think is farther? Florida or the Moon?" The other replys with "Helllooo?? Can you see Florida???!!"

This lady walks into a library and asks if she can have a big mac and fries the librarian says ma'am this is a library and she goes oh in a{whisper} and says i want a big mac and fries

How can you love some1 you've never met...,
But met some1 you'll never love....?

How can you love some1 , but never FALL IN LOVE with em.....?

How can it hurt so bad to have feelins for some1 who never had feelins for you....?

How can you kiss a friend , but ...stay friends with em , without breakin ur own heart , ...and the friendship?

How can love feel sooo strong , then die , ...in a breath of a few words?

How can you cry so many tears , .....
and not wash away a damn thang?