I agree with the dictionary... girls before guys, partying before stufying, and friends before love!!!

*~*Everything starts with goodbye:( *~*

If McDonalds always wants to see u smile...then y do they alwayz mess up ur order?!?!???

It takes two to tango, but it only takes one to fall and break the other's ankle!

Sorry I couldn't make it there was a power failure, I'm stuck on the escalator!

If I had a dime for every single person that said the word "I" in a sentence...I'd be the richest rich person in the entire universe!!

A misunderstanding is when the person is not listening to you at all!

I fell UP the stairs!!

You can pick your friendz...you can pick your clothez...you can even pick your underwear...but you can't pick your parents! Doesn't that suck?!?