I knew one day i could see the trees in my garden...
One thing could only mean i must go to BP and get...

How much presents could Santa stuff in his sack if...
Morial: That santa is very sack-i-liouses...

POUND!-POUND!, As the thumping noise coming from...
Sheets got Torin and the floor creaked for hours...

I once met a man named JOHN CHING who sang a song...
CHING...CHING!! go the trolys!!....CHANG CHANGE...

Keepin it real, My boys biggin up them selfs, Aye...
Big up your self, sup dog, u da bomb bro, Hanging...

Confusion, What thi be if i am confused, If i were...
ps: my lawn mower needs petrol, Please remind me...

Along time ago in history along came a man named...
He came along and invented the wonderful bru we...

As i was pouring a drink, A cold drink on a cold...
My mum walked in and said you *%$# your uncle...

A day without the long grass is a day without my...
The catcher is full, But i must stay strong to...

J- Jamie
W- Walks...

Furry fat footballers flap like fat furballs...