How much presents could Santa stuff in his sack if...
Morial: That santa is very sack-i-liouses...

As i was pouring a drink, A cold drink on a cold...
My mum walked in and said you *%$# your uncle...

Steve spanked spoon, Spit spot steve spat on the...

Steve sat side on to sams stiffy, Someone said...

Along time ago in history along came a man named...
He came along and invented the wonderful bru we...

Tim tooted on his tele to twang to tit tat tit tat...

A day without the long grass is a day without my...
The catcher is full, But i must stay strong to...

Furry fat footballers flap like fat furballs...

I once met a man named JOHN CHING who sang a song...
CHING...CHING!! go the trolys!!....CHANG CHANGE...

I wake only to see darkness erupt from my feet...
The screams from my bathroom at night leave me...

I was walking through the bush, I came to a road i...
How about a double use Phone Book, But then you...