It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
~ Bob Hope

Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercouse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.

Reality is just a crutch for people who cant cope with drugs
-robin williams

Cocaine is gods way in saying you have to much money
-robin williams

I can resist everything except temptation
-oscar wilde

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind
-humprey bogart

You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? thats why i never take baths
-steven wright

When a man steal your wife there is no better revenge the to let him keep her
-sacha guitry

Guys do you like how your balls feel?
i mean you should really feel them they feel so nifty. i love the feeling of my vagina there are all these passage ways. you people should feel yourself.

ky and brit