My body is a temple now get on your knees

I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
~ Bob Hope

Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercouse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.

Brittany only has half a poo-tang

Brittany has a crusty butthole

Brittany f##ked me in the ass once

Guys do you like how your balls feel?
i mean you should really feel them they feel so nifty. i love the feeling of my vagina there are all these passage ways. you people should feel yourself.

ky and brit

When a man steal your wife there is no better revenge the to let him keep her
-sacha guitry

You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? thats why i never take baths
-steven wright

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind
-humprey bogart