Reality is just a crutch for people who cant cope with drugs
-robin williams

Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercouse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.

I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
~ Bob Hope

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Dont fart in the bath tub, the person cleaning you will hear it

If you shit your pants......blame the smell on james!!!!

thats for you chiver

Dont hate me cause im beautiful hate me cause i eeefffed your dad

I still think lindesy and nicole are fat

Sometimes i pee when i laugh

Mace just makes me hornier