Virginity..like a bubble...one Prick..all gone...

If god wanted us to bend over he would have put diamonds on the floor...

*if u wake up one mourning and there is no windows or doors and everywhere is red..* dont panic* ur in my heart*

Gay people don't get crabs. They get fruit flies

***please dont be offended by ANY of the things i may write..its only about humor..nothing here is to make anyone feel uncomfortable...**

Theatre doesn't make people gay. Gay people make theatre

Never eat in an ethnic restaurant in which no people of that ethnicity are eating.

IF YOU HAD ANOTHER BRAIN...IT WOULD DIE OF LONIENESS...

..LOL..MY DAD SAYS THAT TO ME ALL THE TIME...

LoOK In My EyEs anD SeE WhAt i SeE...OpEn Ur EaRs AnD HeAr WhAt i HeAr...Do WhAt I Do AnD LeArN WhErE MiStAkEs coMe FrOm..
-dont judge me im just like you..

ThE EaSY PaRt Is WaLkIn AwAy..ItS KnOwInG ThAt YoU ArEnT GoInG TO ChAsE Me Is WhAtS KiLlInG mE
thanks jill...for being there wen i needed you tha most...u were right im better than that
I LOVE YOU...B>F>F

WhY CrY OvEr SoMeOnE WhOs NoT WoRtH It?
CrY fOr SoMeOnE wHo LoVeS YoU On PuRpOsE....

....trust me i learned it the hard way...