“Razors pain you, rivers are damp,
Acid stains you, and drugs cause cramps.
Guns aren’t lawful, nooses give,
Gas smells awful – you might as well live.”

--Dorothy Parker, Résumé

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.

Luck can last a lifetime, unless you die young.

When you wish upon a falling star your dreams can come true.
Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling toward the earth which will destroy all life.
Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for.
Unless it's death by meteor.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Madness doesn't always howl.
Sometimes it is the quite voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

Pressure can turn a lump of coal into a flawless diamond- or an average person into a perfect basketcase.

If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone.
And yet you are.
So very alone.

The harder you try, the dumber you look.

GET TO WORK!
You aren't being paid to believe in your dreams.