It's all funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious! |
Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them. |
He who has gone, so we but cherish his memory, abides with us, more potent, nay, more present than the living man. |
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. |
If my decomposing carcass helps nourish the roots of a juniper tree or the wings of a vulture - that is immortality enough for me. And as much as anyone deserves. |
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. |
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. |
A man's dying is more the survivors' affair than his own. |
Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you are a god |
A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and chasing women --all at the same time. It was a lovely funeral. |