If it was meant to feel good they wouldn't call it a "crush"

The true test of character is not knowing what to do, but rather how you behave when you don't know what to do.

Watch your thoughts; they become your words
Watch your words; they become your actions
Watch your actions; they become your character
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny

Optimists say the glass is half full
Pessimists say the glass is half empty
I say "Are you gonna finish that?"

There is no "I" in Team, but there is a "m and e" me :)

I don't really live in a home, it's only a house. If you don't know the difference between a house and a home.......you're lucky

If the sky falls......party !!!

what else you gonna do?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause I kicked it !

* some 6 year old girl told me that one, these old jokes are getting violent !

You can't change your past but you can change your future.....

But how do you change a future that is bound to your past?

You're so fat that when you see a bus you yell Hey cops stop that twinky

Well your so fat that when you jump into the ocean you and the whales start singing We are family

*conversation between me and my brother