You never really notice what you've got until it is gone. Dont wish for more; Cherish everything you have.

SMILE !!! :)
It confuses people.

You know it's not really considered a crime until your caught :)

YOU STOLE MY STAPLER !!!

Have you seen my stapler?

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened :)

The differences between boys and girls

If a cat is on the road...
and a girl is driving, she will wreck the car while trying to save it

If a guy is driving, he will wreck the car while trying to run over that sucker

You're so fat that when you see a bus you yell Hey cops stop that twinky

Well your so fat that when you jump into the ocean you and the whales start singing We are family

*conversation between me and my brother

You can't change your past but you can change your future.....

But how do you change a future that is bound to your past?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause I kicked it !

* some 6 year old girl told me that one, these old jokes are getting violent !