"occifer, i swear to drunk i'm not god." he turns to his friend. "yo man, i'm home again can you take me drunk?"

CANDY iSZ DANDY, BUT LiQ0R iSZ QUiCKER!!!

WEED....

IT MAKES U RESPOND TO "STUPID" TEN SECONDS SLOWER.

LMAO

DON'T HAVE SEX.

YOU'LL GET PREGNANT...

AND DIE.

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

-Marilyn Monroe

Dear HEART, I met a boy today. Prepare to shatter.

IF U WERE IN A DESSERT WEARING A JACKET AND PANTS WOULD U TAKE OFF UR PANTS AND JACK IT?

[SAY IT SLOWLY AND THINK ABOUT IT]

MYSPACE.COM/LiiLMiiSsZKeArA_305!!!

ME. GO CH CH CHECK IT OOOUTT.

It's not what you look like or when you're doin what you're doin, its what you're doin when you're doin what you look like you're doin!!

ha ha. i'm a nerd

IF U OVERDOSE ON VIAGRA, HOW DO THEY CLOSE THE COFFIN?