I swear it! The liqor is addicted to ME!!!!

Getting your nails done-$20
Getting your hair done-$50
New outfit-$100
Dinner-$50
Finding out he eats pussy-PRICELESSSSSSS.

=)

i thought it was funny.

I'm so torn up. Don't speak, just listen.
I guess Bow Wow took the words right out of me.
I can't get you outta my system.

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Everything about you is what i like, i go crazy and i lose my mind. change my world and i'd give my life, cuz it feels so right. i'm going crazy for you. <33

I need you like a heart needs a beat.

See what you don't realize is, i been through it all. been on top of the world; just to fall. so if you want me baby, just take me. but just know one thing;; you will never break me.

The elephant said to the camel, "Why do you have two boobs on your back?" The camel replied,"That's funny coming from someone with a d**ck on their face".

not mine, but it's hilarious!

So you think you're all that and a bag of chips?

well i'm all that and a box of skittles...

SO TASTE THE RAINB0W BiiTCH!

I'm NOT the girl your mother warned you about; her imagination was never THIS good.

:)

Is that a mirror in your pocket? cuz i swear i can see myself in your jeans.

:D